John Derek V Half man. Half amazing. Halo.


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I’ll admit I’m on and off when it comes to tumblr/Halo posts. I’ve been busy! >_<

BUT.

We need to start having crazy fun again on Halo. So 2 Announcements! Hopefully they catch on and people heart or reblog it :)

1. This Saturday, April 28th, I’ll try and host with Griz another infamous tumblr community playdate! I want to make things very interesting though. It’s not exactly set in stone but I want to host a tournament and YES THERE IS PRIZE MONEY$$$$$. (Calm down you poor ass niggas, I’m not sure exactly how much yet BUT FUCK IT MONEY).

Anyway it’ll be an FFA Tourney strictly for tumblr users. Anyone on the Halo tag is welcome!

2. Soon I’m gonna have a Roxio game capture device! It’s pretty sweet, does just about everything, and I’ll probably be making my own montage from it. I’ll also be using it to run a Halo: Reach stream on twitch.tv or justintv! This here is very competitive and I want to win every single game I stream, so we all look good! Playlists will probably be TS, ZB TS, SS, and some MLG. I know there’s many people on the Halo tag and if we can get many viewers justintv might offer a contract where they pay us for the steam. We can use that money for more fun tournaments and prizes in the future!

Most likely I’ll be playing with my rag-tag team that I adore to death which are these guys!

and yours truly,

*^ that barely happens lololol.

*credits to slumpy for making these extremely inaccurate memes lmao <3

Heart & reblog! If it gets enough notes I’ll go through with it! :)

Game on Halo peeps! ^_^

- John Derek V

ohslump:

We Are

LMFAO. I love these guys! <3

No more Armor Lock. Fuck what you’re doing. Go listen to the multiplayer podcast on Halo Waypoint. I love life.
If that leak about Halo 4 is true, I feel betrayed as a competitive player.
Me and the Chief just hanging out.

Huge life sized Lego Master Chief in 42nd NY today. Toys R Us is awesome! :D

I was getting ready to Snipe with an umbrella. What? >_>

If you’ve ever heard my cocky, arrogant Halo 3,50, 5 Star General brother over the mic, now you can meet him.

And you thought I was snobby? Pshh. -_-

I love this kid though, he’s my best friend and we learn from each other all the time in Halo. He’s the loud one, I’m the quiet one. He’s funny and I’m serious. But we’re the perfect bros (: If you say Drake&Josh I SWEAR TO GOD-

If you play Halo 3 and are GOOD. LIKE GOOD. FRIGGEN GOOD.

Add him (:

GT: GUNSREL0ADED

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I find people falling out of the map one of the funniest things ever. Lmfao.

Just read Halo’s April Update. Here’s my take on it.

• BTB Heavies score to win reduced to 150.

We noticed that this particular game type has been ending with the time limit the majority of the time. To help the score limit and time limit be more balanced, we reduced the winning score from 200 to 150. 

-Ehhhhhh, sure why not?


• Big Team Battle updated.

Delta Facility and Cragmire, both user-created maps that host the Heavies game type, were removed from Big Team Battle. Their creators are updating them, and we’ll reintroduce both playspaces once they’re ready for the masses. 

-Ehhhhhh, sure why not? 

• Super Slayer updated.

The following changes were made to the Super Slayer playlist: Elite Slayer and some user-created maps were removed, and big-party matching was enabled (teams of 3-4 will be matched with other teams of 3-4). 

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY :3

• Swat updated.

Uncaged and Pinnacle were removed from Swat. 

No more camping in cage or towers? Sure, I’ll take it.

• MLG updated.

MLG was updated to Version 7 for both maps and game types, which are currently being played this MLG season. The third voting option was also removed, per MLG’s request. 

Can’t wait to try it out! >=]

• Arena updated.

The Jetpack loadout was removed from Arena. We will be watching Arena’s population to help determine whether or not this will be a permanent change. 

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

• Powerhouse updated.

Fusion cores were added to the Concrete Vents area. This may or may not be relevant to jetpackers’ interests….

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! X2!!!!!!


Definitely gonna go back to playing Arena now that they’ve taken off Jetpack as a loadout. I like Jetpack, but it just doesn’t belong in a ranking competitive playlist. It’s unfair and illogical to be able to gain or mess up map control by suddenly elevating and gaining a height advantage over players. Now everyone will really have to hold down key areas of a map and not just be like: “OH, HE’S THERE?!? WELL FUCK HIM! *JETPACKS* *THROWS 5,000 GRENADES +100 ROCKETS* HAHA I’M SO GOOD!” like no. -_-.

Oh and putting fusion cores in the concrete vents area? Me gusta. Me gusta mucho. I dare jetpackers to camp there from now on. (:

Team Showtime. It’s official.

So I figured this has been way overdue and it’s about time it’s brought to the open. I’ve never in my life been in a “clan” or anything. I’ve been asked many times but I don’t want to join or be a part of something if I’m not having any fun, or if things are too strict, or straight stupid.

But I feel different with the people I’ve met through tumblr. All you guys are amazing Halo players. So, here’s my modest proposal!

Starting tonight I introduce “Team Showtime” ! I’d rather call it “team” than clan, but it is very much like a clan in the sense of Halo brotherhood.

This team is exclusive

No age limit.

Requirements to join:

  • Get at least 14 kills in a 1v1 or beat me in a 1v1. No less.
  • Or, be really cool with me! (Which most of you already are, so if you are, congrats! You’re in! [if you want to be anyway]
  • Halo must at least be your main game.
  • You gotta be pretty darn good. Enough to handle MLG games.
  • MUST BE A TEAM PLAYER!!! It only takes a hint of a stat-whoring game from you to get you kicked off. I don’t care if you’re good. Play as a team.
“Ohemgee will we hav 2 ch4ang3 our gamurtagzzz??’”



NO. FUCK THAT SHIT.
Only your emblem when we play together. :3
If people join and take this seriously with me, I will appoint co-leaders and assign teams I think fit best for certain playlists. No I will not control what you guys play, we’ll probably play whatever the hell we FEEL like playing. But I think it’ll be smart to be very organized and just ready to go with my fellow Spartans.

SO IF YOU’RE INTERESTED

message me at my GT: John Derek V or on tumblr asking to join. :3

I’m not looking for numbers, I’m looking for a set squad full of trustworthy fun people who do nothing but win.

Also please do not feel offended if I don’t respond immediately or don’t get accepted to the team. I love you, I think.

Now enjoy my first overkill snipe. LOL at the last guy. Memories (‘:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ223mr8qSo

Hopefully this turns out great! Reblog and game on Halo folks! :D

Games for today (:

Started off by playing some Invasion!

26 kills, 4 Assists, +24! 

Big Team Battle next!

27 Kills, 5 Assists, + 21!

My favorite. Slayer >=]

3v4 and still won. 18 kills, 6 Assists, +13!

Steaked some kids, Nintendo and I did work. 24 Kills, 1 Assist, +19!

Utter Rape. 22 Kills, 0 Assists ): , +20 (:

Nowwwwwwwww…………..RUMBLE PIT!


1st Place: BUTTxNASHTAY congrats (:

1st Place: Rezow1 (with that sweet triple snipe!) congrats bro (:

1st Place: John Derek V

Although it MUST go to mention that a wild charizrd had a sweet overkill!

25 Kills, 10 Assists, +12!

And finally: MLG!

Very close game, but we lost. 19 Kills, 3 Assists, +6

Again, pretty close but just couldn’t get it! Sorry to let you down rezow1!

14 Kills, 2 Assists, -1 :\

Despite the last 2 games, today was pretty fun.

Thanks: ATP Cell Theory, a wild charizrd, choni1, rezow1, xKSJx Clueless for playing! Check their tumblrs out! (:

GT: John Derek V

Sorry. >.< .

So today, I actually raged. Like kinda bad. Even worse, it was with my own friends. So I feel a little stupid and embarrassed and ashamed. Sorry guys, I mean it. ):

@XGI & Choni: Nooby or not, a win is a win. I’m just upset that I went crazy about it. Lol/

I’m early for being ready for work.

About to get that 6 ‘clock Halo time in…..YOLOLOLOL.

You awe, you lose.

Me and my friends know how to put up a good MLG match against each other. We actually tied 50-50!

Dropped 20 on Pinnacle with a Sharpshooter :p

Ended the game with a Double for the 51 score in Kingdom >:] Nice little Perfection there too (: Kids got wrecked.

Went off in Asylum, 28 kills, 3 Assists, +21.

Just doing work with that Sniper. Got an Overkill Snipe to start off the game. They didn’t stand a chance. 10 Sniper Headshots.

GT: John Derek V

Catch me online >:]

Blurry. Lol.

It’s been a while.

Due to me being forced to get a job and then falling in love with it, I haven’t been online OR posting my Halo stuff on tumblr as much as I used to. ):

So let me just post some stuff now that I have time!

My spartan >:] I love my new emblem, I ran with #1 before as an emblem but too many of my friends started using it so yeah. Almost no one’s online :T

Hmmm I’ve been having a pretty good week winning and stat-wise:

Only lost two matches, those guys were amazing with their teamwork :o and I’ve been keeping the positive pretty positive (:

Most people wonder what I playlist I play the most that my k.d. is pretty sick so here you go! (:

Andddd here’s a funny picture of someone in denial that my sniper isn’t godlike

Thing is I pretty much won the game by myself AND outsniped him in midair. xD

Anddd here’s a picture of someone who actually respects a decent player. And appreciates great art.

My bio says “Sniping is my art.” (:

Also some people wonder who the fuck I am since slumpy and griz tag me in Reach posts sometimes. All you need to know is that I’m another Halo lover/tumblr user like you! (:

^lol.

Peace niggas!

GT: John Derek V



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