So I’m just herpn’ and derpin’ online, seeing who I can play some Halo with for a bit.

Get into a BTB game.

Pick up Sniper.

This isn’t even impressive. I missed 4 times.

What is though, is some guys’ nerve to be complaining all game long pretty much saying I suck with it or that I apparently don’t know how to use it.

You know, being that it’ll be my first vote since I’m 18…being a good citizen, exercising my rights and all. But Halo 4 releases on that day. So…..

Anyway yeah. Sucks. I can’t play Halo. But truthfully, I was getting a little bored of everything, and realized that when I’m not playing Halo in my spare time, I read books! (even though I just finished Glasslands which is Halo related…)

Still. I want to buy a brand new 360, better model, more memory, kinect, you know, the works! But it’d be very irresponsible and reckless of me to go ahead and do that, being that I wasted alot of my saved up money on a phone that I ordered…under the influence of weed. Lol.

I honestly might wait it out till November 6th. I have a feeling Halo 4 will come with it’s own 360 Halo model in some super legendary bundle or something.

But waiting till November 6th? ._.

Can I survive that long? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT.

BUT.

We need to start having crazy fun again on Halo. So 2 Announcements! Hopefully they catch on and people heart or reblog it :)

1. This Saturday, April 28th, I’ll try and host with Griz another infamous tumblr community playdate! I want to make things very interesting though. It’s not exactly set in stone but I want to host a tournament and YES THERE IS PRIZE MONEY$$$$$. (Calm down you poor ass niggas, I’m not sure exactly how much yet BUT FUCK IT MONEY).

Anyway it’ll be an FFA Tourney strictly for tumblr users. Anyone on the Halo tag is welcome!

2. Soon I’m gonna have a Roxio game capture device! It’s pretty sweet, does just about everything, and I’ll probably be making my own montage from it. I’ll also be using it to run a Halo: Reach stream on twitch.tv or justintv! This here is very competitive and I want to win every single game I stream, so we all look good! Playlists will probably be TS, ZB TS, SS, and some MLG. I know there’s many people on the Halo tag and if we can get many viewers justintv might offer a contract where they pay us for the steam. We can use that money for more fun tournaments and prizes in the future!

Most likely I’ll be playing with my rag-tag team that I adore to death which are these guys!

and yours truly,

*^ that barely happens lololol.

*credits to slumpy for making these extremely inaccurate memes lmao <3

Heart & reblog! If it gets enough notes I’ll go through with it! :)

Game on Halo peeps! ^_^

- John Derek V

ohslump:

We Are

LMFAO. I love these guys! <3

Huge life sized Lego Master Chief in 42nd NY today. Toys R Us is awesome! :D

I was getting ready to Snipe with an umbrella. What? >_>

And you thought I was snobby? Pshh. -_-

I love this kid though, he’s my best friend and we learn from each other all the time in Halo. He’s the loud one, I’m the quiet one. He’s funny and I’m serious. But we’re the perfect bros (: If you say Drake&Josh I SWEAR TO GOD-

If you play Halo 3 and are GOOD. LIKE GOOD. FRIGGEN GOOD.

Add him (:

GT: GUNSREL0ADED

• BTB Heavies score to win reduced to 150.

We noticed that this particular game type has been ending with the time limit the majority of the time. To help the score limit and time limit be more balanced, we reduced the winning score from 200 to 150. 

-Ehhhhhh, sure why not?


• Big Team Battle updated.

Delta Facility and Cragmire, both user-created maps that host the Heavies game type, were removed from Big Team Battle. Their creators are updating them, and we’ll reintroduce both playspaces once they’re ready for the masses. 

-Ehhhhhh, sure why not? 

• Super Slayer updated.

The following changes were made to the Super Slayer playlist: Elite Slayer and some user-created maps were removed, and big-party matching was enabled (teams of 3-4 will be matched with other teams of 3-4). 

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY :3

• Swat updated.

Uncaged and Pinnacle were removed from Swat. 

No more camping in cage or towers? Sure, I’ll take it.

• MLG updated.

MLG was updated to Version 7 for both maps and game types, which are currently being played this MLG season. The third voting option was also removed, per MLG’s request. 

Can’t wait to try it out! >=]

• Arena updated.

The Jetpack loadout was removed from Arena. We will be watching Arena’s population to help determine whether or not this will be a permanent change. 

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

• Powerhouse updated.

Fusion cores were added to the Concrete Vents area. This may or may not be relevant to jetpackers’ interests….

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! X2!!!!!!

Definitely gonna go back to playing Arena now that they’ve taken off Jetpack as a loadout. I like Jetpack, but it just doesn’t belong in a ranking competitive playlist. It’s unfair and illogical to be able to gain or mess up map control by suddenly elevating and gaining a height advantage over players. Now everyone will really have to hold down key areas of a map and not just be like: “OH, HE’S THERE?!? WELL FUCK HIM! *JETPACKS* *THROWS 5,000 GRENADES +100 ROCKETS* HAHA I’M SO GOOD!” like no. -_-.

Oh and putting fusion cores in the concrete vents area? Me gusta. Me gusta mucho. I dare jetpackers to camp there from now on. (:

So I figured this has been way overdue and it’s about time it’s brought to the open. I’ve never in my life been in a “clan” or anything. I’ve been asked many times but I don’t want to join or be a part of something if I’m not having any fun, or if things are too strict, or straight stupid.

But I feel different with the people I’ve met through tumblr. All you guys are amazing Halo players. So, here’s my modest proposal!

Starting tonight I introduce “Team Showtime” ! I’d rather call it “team” than clan, but it is very much like a clan in the sense of Halo brotherhood.

This team is exclusive. 

No age limit.

Requirements to join:

• Get at least 14 kills in a 1v1 or beat me in a 1v1. No less.
• Or, be really cool with me! (Which most of you already are, so if you are, congrats! You’re in! [if you want to be anyway]
• Halo must at least be your main game.
• You gotta be pretty darn good. Enough to handle MLG games.
• MUST BE A TEAM PLAYER!!! It only takes a hint of a stat-whoring game from you to get you kicked off. I don’t care if you’re good. Play as a team.

SO IF YOU’RE INTERESTED

message me at my GT: John Derek V or on tumblr asking to join. :3

I’m not looking for numbers, I’m looking for a set squad full of trustworthy fun people who do nothing but win.

Also please do not feel offended if I don’t respond immediately or don’t get accepted to the team. I love you, I think.

Now enjoy my first overkill snipe. LOL at the last guy. Memories (‘:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ223mr8qSo

Hopefully this turns out great! Reblog and game on Halo folks! :D

Started off by playing some Invasion!

26 kills, 4 Assists, +24! 

Big Team Battle next!

27 Kills, 5 Assists, + 21!

My favorite. Slayer >=]

3v4 and still won. 18 kills, 6 Assists, +13!

Steaked some kids, Nintendo and I did work. 24 Kills, 1 Assist, +19!

Utter Rape. 22 Kills, 0 Assists ): , +20 (:

Nowwwwwwwww…………..RUMBLE PIT!

1st Place: BUTTxNASHTAY congrats (:

1st Place: Rezow1 (with that sweet triple snipe!) congrats bro (:

1st Place: John Derek V

Although it MUST go to mention that a wild charizrd had a sweet overkill!

25 Kills, 10 Assists, +12!

And finally: MLG!

Very close game, but we lost. 19 Kills, 3 Assists, +6

Again, pretty close but just couldn’t get it! Sorry to let you down rezow1!

14 Kills, 2 Assists, -1 :\

Despite the last 2 games, today was pretty fun.

Thanks: ATP Cell Theory, a wild charizrd, choni1, rezow1, xKSJx Clueless for playing! Check their tumblrs out! (:

GT: John Derek V

So today, I actually raged. Like kinda bad. Even worse, it was with my own friends. So I feel a little stupid and embarrassed and ashamed. Sorry guys, I mean it. ):

@XGI & Choni: Nooby or not, a win is a win. I’m just upset that I went crazy about it. Lol/

Instinct got ran on by Classic the first 2 games, MLG TS AND CTF Sanc. 

Classic is choking and lost the last 2 !

Tied 2-2

Can Instinct come back?

About to get that 6 ‘clock Halo time in…..YOLOLOLOL.